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TestFest 2008 wrap-up

Overall 158 tests have been submitted as part of TestFest 2008 since the launch of the TestFest submission site by 30 different people from people all over the world. Actually this is not counting the various submissions by existing core developers, who also took this opportunity to add some more tests. While the organization of the TestFest was a bit adhoc, there were numerous TestFest events in local user groups. So the number of people exposed to the PHP test framework is much greater. Hopefully this will lead to more people submitting bug reports with an accompanying phpt test file!

Our top submitter Felix has actually committed his last submissions himself since, based on the high quality of his submissions, he has been granted commit rights to the PHP repository. We have not heard back from all participants, but we encourage everybody to blog about their experience and provide us with feedback on how to improve future events.

Now better late than never, here are the 10 winners of the promised elePHPant raffle sponsored by Nexen. Note that Felix asked me not to include him in the raffle, since he is already herding quite a number of elePHPants at home.

  • Eric Stewart
  • HÃ¥vard Eide
  • Marc Veldman
  • Michelangelo van Dam
  • Rein Velt
  • Rob Young
  • Sami Greenbury
  • Sebastian Deutsch
  • Sebastian Schürmann
  • Stefan Koopmanschap

We will provide Nexen with the email addresses of the winners, so that they can arrange to get the elePHPants shipped. Also for those people wondering, you can continue to submit tests on the TestFest submission site. A bit thank you to all participants and TestFest organizers! Without the countless people that helped organize local events, implement the infrastructure and submissions reviewers, the TestFest would have obviously not worked out as well as it has. We will surely do similar events in the future based on the big success of TestFest 2008.

Manual restructure and license change

A few weeks ago the manual was restructured
to improve navigation and make room for
per-extension chapters
and usage examples along with
improved documentation for
object oriented extensions.

The most noticable changes are the function reference,
predefined variables,
context options and parameters and
predefined exceptions manual pages,
for which we would really appreciate feedback on.

The upcomming PHP5.3 release introduces
several major features
such as namespaces, closures,
late static bindings, internationalization functions,
INI sections, and Phar among others.
We would really appreciate any and all help we can get improving the documentation.

In related news, the manual was relicensed recently and is now
covered by the
CreativeCommons Attribution license.

Rahsia Panjang Umur dan Sentiasa Ceria

Seorang wanita sedang berjalan menuju kearah seorang lelaki tua yang sedang asyik chatting di meja kerjanya. Setelah tiba, wanita itu berkata, ” Saya tengok encik ni ceria aje. Apa rahsia yang menyebabkan encik panjang umur dan sentiasa ceria?”

“Takde rahsia apa pun. Cuma saya berhenti membeli rokok, pow rokok kawan saya, makan makanan berlemak & tiada had dan tak pernah sekalipun bersenam”, kata lelaki itu.

“Wah! Hebatnya encik! Cepat naik haji tu!”, kata wanita itu. “Berapa usia encik sekarang?

“Dua puluh lima.”

ZendCon 2008 – September 15-18 – Santa Clara, CA-US

Join us for the largest PHP only gathering, September 15th18th. Discuss topics such as:

  • PHP in the Enterprise
  • Advanced PHP Programming Techniques
  • Scalability
  • PHP and RIAs

Our guest keynote speaker this year is Zak Greant who will be speaking on The Age of Literate Machines

For more information and to register for the biggest PHP even of the year, visit http://zendcon.com/

My Nokia 3230 is Comma Whole Day

*sigh. My F***ing phone is suddenly dead and can’t reboot all of a sudden this morning. It got stuck at the NOKIA wordings and then thats it. GONE. This is the second time the incident happens. Before this, I’ve spent RM40 by sending to a repair shop at LowYat and it took me 30minutes to get it back on. The taukeh said it’s because of virus problem so I don’t think long and just pass it to him. This time, I’ve no time and not in the mood of spending RM50 (plus the STAR LRT & MONOREL) to get it done.

So, i’ve start googling for any online solution & found this wonderful guide (http://www.symbian-freak.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2369&view=next) which helps me to recover my phone. Eventually NOKIA have this one way to let users to do it on their own since 6600 (duh~! why I didn’t bother to google on this before). By just pressing the Green (call) button, star (*), & number three (3) button all at once for a few secs, we can see the phone displaying Formatting message appearing. Then came the set clock & time screen just like first-time-boot and thats it, all done. Got my phone back, but my phone numbers all missing 🙁 I’ve got lucky all my SMS is still on the phone thanks to MsDriveE which let me store all my SMS on my storage card. Brrrr.. Have to start guessing who’s calling @ check all SMS for their owners then :p

Download of the day: Vmware 2.0 Virtualization Solutions Beta Software

VMware Server is an entry-level server virtualization solution, which is proprietary, freeware software. VMware released version 2.0 beta of Server on July 1, 2008. New version provides appliance like control using nothing but a webbrowser.

Read more: Download of the day: Vmware 2.0 Virtualization Solutions Beta Software

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This Is The Story Of Ah Beng…

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
“My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610”

Ah Beng : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng : People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
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