Rahsia Panjang Umur dan Sentiasa Ceria

Seorang wanita sedang berjalan menuju kearah seorang lelaki tua yang sedang asyik chatting di meja kerjanya. Setelah tiba, wanita itu berkata, ” Saya tengok encik ni ceria aje. Apa rahsia yang menyebabkan encik panjang umur dan sentiasa ceria?”

“Takde rahsia apa pun. Cuma saya berhenti membeli rokok, pow rokok kawan saya, makan makanan berlemak & tiada had dan tak pernah sekalipun bersenam”, kata lelaki itu.

“Wah! Hebatnya encik! Cepat naik haji tu!”, kata wanita itu. “Berapa usia encik sekarang?

“Dua puluh lima.”

This Is The Story Of Ah Beng…

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
“My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610”

Ah Beng : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I’ll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng : People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.
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